'N' is for Nude Neti

I emerged from my turn in the shower on this girls' vacation to cries of, "You neti in the nude?" from one of my cohorts. Yeah.  You betch'ur sweet bippies I do.  My instruction manual does not specify a dress code.  I neti in the nude; I also neti fully clothed.  Opportunity is my leader.  Time is my indicator.  And if nettying ain't a verb . . . it ought to be.  Look up neti pot on your own time.  I'm writing while the sinuses are clear.  Actually, here in Savannah, the sinuses are dry if anything.

While I'm on the subject of verbs -- as opposed to the subject of the verb -- let's review a few necessary  vacation action words.  'To vacation' is the number one verb under which all over necessary verbs are housed.  In order of fun and importance, there follows 'to eat old fashioned bakery cupcakes EVERY day,' 'to relax while digesting and contemplating the next meal or treat,' 'to laugh until one's ears hurt,' 'to chow, kong, and pung wind,' 'to sleep in long after the air mattress deflates,' 'to forget all about the strong pull of home,' and 'to do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it!'

Now, several of these verbs are specific to an *Earth Diva outing  *(of which I am one and am presently carousing with three others, plus an honorary under 40 member.)  And, I incorporate a few of my own personal profile verbs: "to neti" being one of them.  You'll need to do the same as your situation leads you.  The only requirement is that your chosen actions directly oppose the stress and automaton structure of everyday regular life.  The whole 'to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.'

After all, vacations are just that -- us reacting in opposition to our necessary lives with brazenly uncommon verbs.  Enough said.  I've uncommonly good things yet to accomplish.  Rumor has it bakery cinnamon buns are on the breakfast menu tomorrow.  I hear they incite drooling and moaning.  I'm in!